There are a lot of places to have sex in public, and people are not afraid to do it there. Curiously enough, the only reason people don’t do it in public is because they don’t have a reason to do so. Of course, public decency statutes might get you in jail, but then again, what’s some fun without a little risk. These public places afford motive, opportunity and only the slightest chance of getting caught.

10. Night club or bar.

First off, a lot of people do the nasty in the bar. Second, it’s mostly dark, and lastly, a lot of those dancing bodies want to do it right there and then, if only they had a partner willing to do it with them. Just pick a corner, or do it in one of the cubicles, with your date on your lap and her skirt hiked up. If that’s not to your taste, there’s always the toilet cubicle.

9. Beach.

Though sex during the day is almost impossible (daytime sex on the beach is frowned upon at nudist beaches) it can be done if you can find an isolated cove a bit far from roving eyes. Night time is another matter, altogether. Even public beaches have their share of sex scenes at night. If you do it at night by the beach, most other people walking by would not even care. Skinny dipping or not, remember to bring a beach towel, the sand literally gets everywhere.

8. Bus.

This is not the cross-town variety, but the long distance bus rides. Again, it’s pretty common to have couples near the rear humping discreetly. In a long ride, you can start with some petting or mutual masturbation and see if it can move forward from there. Sex in a bus is more common than having sex in airplanes. The sounds of the bus muffles most sounds made by most couples. One tip when doing it – keep it quiet, you don’t want to spook the kids in the next row.

7. Park.

In this instance, the park is totally unlike the beach because of safety concerns, nobody wants to have sex at the park at night. But there are enough bushes and trees to hide any sex during the day. Of course, if you have a picnic blanket, you can just cover up and do it in plain sight. Be aware, however, that there are park authorities, security and maintenance men about, so you have to make sure that you are well hidden and not noticeable.

6. Parking lot.

Whether it’s in the dark or in daytime, inside the car (or SUV) or between cars, the parking lot affords plenty of opportunity. It is no surprise that this is a quickie mode which is something that thirtysomethings might resort to, just to scratch the itch as it were, and serve as an apperitif for later. Alternatively, it could be a supermarket jaunt for the harried couple. Anyway you look at it, this is strictly hit and run.

5. Truck Stop.

Good if you have a truck, or if you’re on an interstate trip. Truck stops are always full of trucks with plenty of spaces in between them and getting it on there just raises an eyebrow. Another advantage is that even with the noise of the highway you would still be able to hear if anyone’s close. Besides, you know those truck drivers are not all celibate even as they sleep in their trailers.

4. Office Cubicle.

This is for the ballsy. It might not really work for a quickie, but does go well for standing oral sex. Several things you have to remember, check the ceiling if there are any security cameras. Then check your computer that the camera is off. Then make sure you no one is near enough to notice the sweat on your forehead. If you’re the one standing, keep a poker face. Finally, no grunting, moaning, groaning, teeth grinding or any other noise, which might draw attention to yourself. People have been fired from their jobs for less.

3. Classroom.

Obviously, this could only be done in an empty classroom. This should not be a surprising place to have sex, as a lot of men have fantasies about their teachers. No matter how tempting it would be to live the fantasy, this is not the place to role play. You want to have some time for that and enjoy the role play. Homecoming gives an opportunity to relive teenage years with your high school sweetheart. Give it a running start, time it fast, enjoy your quickie, and then leave, all preferably done in less than 10 minutes. More than that and you might get detention.

2. Stairwell.

Stairwells have several advantages, primarily that nobody uses them, and if someone else does come in, you would be able to hear them before they see you. Besides that, having sex while standing on different steps is great for penetration. As anyone who has had sex on the stairs would tell you, the quickie on the steps affords a different dimension for a quickie. One disadvantage is that if there’s an emergency, you really have to high tail it out of there fast. Another disadvantage, especially if you’re not familiar with the building, is that the doors might not open from inside the stairwell.

1. Resort swimming pool and hot tub.

This is almost a cliché. At night, some resorts have curfews for hot tub and swimming pool use because there are no life guards on duty. But even if the hot tub and swimming pool are off limits, there are still people who use them, especially during conventions. But not all night swimming are for swimming alone, these can also be the chance to socialize, get to know new friends and share intimate in their knowledge of one another. Skinny dipping is not uncommon, but do keep it quiet so as not to disturb or invite others.