Free ‘Cats

We have a habit of hoping that every Friday is a payday because we’re always spending money on former Wildcat merchandise. If you’re like us (scary thought), we don’t want you wasting cash on a Fleer New Jersey Nets 1:80 Die Cast Tractor Trailer to support RJ when you should be adding a leather Milwaukee Bucks check book (on sale!!) to your cart. So here’s a recap of ‘Cats who found new habitats, and those who just boosted their financial stats:
- Andre Iguodala, Philadelphia 76ers - 6 years and a dollar for every dunk (which comes out to $80 million)
- Gilbert Arenas, Washington Wizards - 6 years, $111 million (took paycut because he is best person alive)
- Richard Jefferson, Milwaukee Bucks - Traded from Nets for Bobby Simmons and the Chinese guy who isn’t Yao
- Hassan Adams, Toronto Raptors - 2 years, financial terms not disclosed (hope you still have your retro Damon apparel… I do!)
- Loren Woods, Zalgiris Kaunas in Lithuania - 2 years, probably a bunch of Euros (he was actually in the NBA for the last month of 2007-08, warming the bench for the Rockets when Yao got hurt, good luck finding that jersey)
- Kevin O’Neill signed with the Memphis Grizzlies as assistant coach — Gordon Bombay-inspired “shoes for kids who want to coach” not yet in stock
Still unsigned are both Stoudamires (if Salim can find the right fit, All-Star next year… heard it here first) and Marcus Williams (the Camby trade to the Clippers meant Marcus out).
Last but not even close to the least:
- Jerry-D Bayless, Portland Trailblazers - Not sure what the contract is but it’s not enough
So grab your paycheck and (now without worry) buy the Upper Deck Washington Wizards Gilbert Arenas 07-08 Dodge Charger with Trading Cards. If, for some weird reason, you aren’t into Gilbert Arenas cars or Richard Jefferson checkbooks, you could always peruse this fabulous collection of Iggy jerseys.
Congratulations ‘Cats on making your money, keep spending it wisely.
(Photo of Andre Iguodala: NBA.com)
Posted by Sherrick
August 12th, 2008
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